fistsfullofhate:

Am I the only one who isn’t high right now?

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3 weeks ago  /  47 notes  /  Source: fistsfullofhate

bodyparts:

most inspiring lil wayne lyrics

1. almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt
2. you think your shit don’t stink but you are mrs P U
3. i wear them skinny jeans so you can see my fat wallet
4. when im done she hold me like a conversation weezy baby
5. i’m down like the economy
6. i’m back like i forgot something

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1 month ago  /  13,660 notes  /  Source:

day 3

still no weed, still no junk food, and ive been workin out. alana, i feel my buns getting stiffer by the moment. oh wait, thats my dick, thats right. my ass is still hella flabby :( need your hands to work it out for me. we should schedule a time and date, i need some ass kneading done immediately…

1 month ago  /  0 notes

Done. Scored an 84 on my pre-ASFAB… Supposedly that’s harder than the real ASFAB.. Avg is 25, they aim for 50+, and I scored a motherfucking 84. The Nuclear division is assigned to people interested in nuclear related jobs and higher than a 93… Time to start studying. Also jogged a half mile, tomorrow again, then from then on I add .5mi per jog. Yeee

1 month ago  /  3 notes

Day 1.

I need to change my flawed morals. Today, I am going down to the U.S. Navy recruitment office and enlisting. This next month consists of no more soda, no more McDonalds, daily workouts starting today until the first day of boot camp. I’m going to try to log all of my experiences until boot camp, and throughout, depending on their cell phone policy…

Here goes

1 month ago  /  4 notes